Dont Be Pissin On My Floor Above Urinal

I like the convenience of freeballing and pulling up my pants off the floor is not my idea of convenient.

Dont be pissin on my floor above urinal. Sure he will object and say stuff like i don t want to put my penis in the bowl this will surely give you a yeast infection i am a man with big ego i will not urinate like a female. Tense bladder pee as hard and as fast as possible. Don t want to stand there and pee forever. However i always lift a loose short leg as described above though when applicable i also pee in the sink when there s no urinal if possible.

Waiting for the urinal to open up. Found this posted above the urinal the next day story in comments. Dont worry just stand your ground. Tell him to sit on the toilet seat.

This is at a fairly high end office building in a financial district so it s not like homeless dudes are riding the elevator up to my floor to piss on the bathroom floor. This is someone who works on my floor possibly in my office who cannot seem to aim into the urinal. It is surprising how many variations on the core urinal design exist and how many problems these designs create. This method is granetee to eliminate both of the above problems.

Fainted while peeing at the urinal at work the other day resulting in flashing my penis to coworkers and peeing on the floor. I don t miss because my aim is always true but some inevitably trickles on the floor when i m wrapping things up because i m too far away from the urinal for it to dribble in the basin.