Dont Be Pissin On My Floor Painting Above Urinal

I think this is so funny and somehow it s kinda turning me on.

Dont be pissin on my floor painting above urinal. I m not talking a few random dribbles from haphazard shaking. Sometimes i even don t squat to the floor i sit on the floor and let s my pee flow to the floor. And everytime when i use a public toilet i don t pee in the toilet. Some times two streams come out and one can t get both in.

The above picture showing a female urinal is currently doing the rounds with a note that it s a major breakthrough in female toilet technology. When the stream first comes out you can t always get it pointed exactly till the urine stream is started. We have tried signs but they don t work. I m talking it looks like the guy is deliberately hosing down the area to mark his territory.

The floor now smells like pee and is a darker color than the rest of the floor. This is at a fairly high end office building in a financial district so it s not like homeless dudes are riding the elevator up to my floor to piss on the bathroom floor. C pisses on cakes floor. Do you think this is normal.

My business has urinals that go all the way down to the floor. Every morning i walk into the bathroom to take a piss and find myself on one leg leaning against a wall trying to avoid urine soaked shoes. The late late show with james corden recommended for you. The same rule for taking off a bra applies for when you siphon the python if you need two hands you don t deserve to enjoy yourself.

My coworkers have come up with a profile for the guilty party. What can i do to prevent customers from peeing on the floor. Girls try to pee standing up for the first time i still don t understand why guys say they don t use toilet paper. People seem to pee in the urinals but end up peeing all over the ground in front of the urinal.

Pitch perfect riff off with anna kendrick the filharmonics duration. Some guy keeps pissing and spitting all over the floor in front of the urinal. This is someone who works on my floor possibly in my office who cannot seem to aim into the urinal. Ok here is the dirt on standing and peeing.

Ben and peter pissing from the stalls to the urinal in the upstairs hallway bathroom. The photo looks real enough although when i showed it to several women they all said they d never use it which suggests it was either designed by a man or is simply a fake. Two hand touchers are the same guys that get so close to the urinal their forearms touch the left over pubes. So an early miss is possible.